meladoodle:

what

(Source: literallysame)

ltalian:

that’s exactly what someone who’s dating their dad would say

ltalian:

that’s exactly what someone who’s dating their dad would say

(Source: real-tweets)

1. If he doesn’t answer, don’t keep sending texts. If he wanted to talk to you, he would’ve responded.

2. People will make time for you when they care about you. If he says he’s too busy or constantly cancels his plans, he doesn’t care. People fight for you when they care.

3. Don’t let him touch you on the first date. If he tries, he’s not there for the same reasons you are.

4. You can tell a lot about a person by their favorite book.

5. If he can stomach more than ten straight shots without feeling a thing, he drinks too much.

6. Ask the uncomfortable things. When was the last time he was so high he couldn’t speak? What does he regret the most? Does he drink to remember or to forget?

7. Don’t send pictures unless you want to. If he has to talk you into it, don’t do it. If you hesitate, don’t do it. If you do take a picture, don’t include your face. Keep yourself safe.

8. If you can’t laugh when you’re having sex with him, maybe you aren’t sleeping with the right person. Sex isn’t about tricks and tips and routines.

9. If he hurts you, cut him out. He’s gone, he isn’t coming back, and you don’t need to prolong the pain.

10. Don’t be afraid to open up again. I promise not everyone will love you with a knife behind their back.

—Boy advice from someone who made the same mistakes too often (via guiseofgentlewords)

(Source: 3bfs)

romangodfrey:

keep your friends close, but your enemies closer

like really, very close

intimately close 

so close that you can feel your enemies breath on your neck

and you shiver with hatred and… anticipation? 

turn around and look deep into your enemies eyes, letting your gaze drag down to their lips, your eyes intense with desire. push your enemies up against the wall.

make out with your enemies.

your friends, who are still close, are super uncomfortable and kinda grossed out

slowur:

sassy & bitchy

(Source: husssel)

hausofsqueals:

You’re wrong Miley

(Source: hausofrave)

(Source: seinfeldia)

(Source: yeahiwasintheshit)

shynun:

typing kkk instead of kk:

image

(Source: carreir)

memebuscemi:

trekkie1332:

memebuscemi:

the spice girls > the beatles

what the actual fuck

what?? scared to hear the truth??

swag420yolo:

this is honestly the most relatable meme ever made

swag420yolo:

this is honestly the most relatable meme ever made

(Source: lookatthiscoolthing)

toastoat:

PUT THAT THING BACK WHERE IT CAME FROM OR SO HELP ME

fantasticsteve:

romanticize self love 2k14