fedswatching:

pour one out to the neopets we left for dead

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bearzerky:

i can’t wait until october when there’s no sun outside and everything is cute colors and it’s cold and there are terrible horror movies on tv, my power is at its peak then

no way all the stories from humans of new york r real. i been to ny yall just wandering around looking for brunch yall not even that interesting

(Source: netscapeshawty)

shutupaubrey:

hi can you direct me to the nearest hospital

shutupaubrey:

hi can you direct me to the nearest hospital

(Source: drunkchan)

s1uts:

holdmypurse:

White people crying after Mitt Romney lost the election

Ah my favorite post on this site makes rounds once again

suprchnk:

phil collins went off doing the tarzan soundtrack.

he ain’t have to go that hard like that.

mccrtney:

*first day back at school*

me: yesterday, all my troubles seemed so far away…

Wedding vows

clarknokent:

Me: damn you really fuck wit me

codeinewarrior:

*walks into starbucks* lemme get uh spaghetti bolognese macchiato

"sir we don’t serve that"

don’t bullshit me i saw the secret menu on instagram

egberts:

*goes to a party and awkwardly follows freind around the entire time*

(Source: codeinelord)

penis-hilton:

who are they

(Source: gookgod)

brendanwtf:

meatbicyclevevo:

fano-tastic:

I love how these are the same cover just different backgrounds.

"Sharknado 2: The Second One"
They really put a lot of effort into the title, didn’t they

"Shark happens"

zagreus-taking-time-apart:

"bisexual? you mean you’re experimenting?"

*kicks test tubes and alien hybrid under a desk* “um no what do you mean”