(Source: 1dasf)

lzbth:

i just almost missed my train because i was taking a personality quiz to find out what fruit I am

(Source: kateordie)

intosnarkness:

if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember that one time i had to fly with my cello so we bought it a seat

and it got upgraded to first class

without me

pissass:

jyostar:

image

Just Let Him In.

(Source: gotozoa)

breakfast? you gotta stop living in the stone ages. we call it meal 1

(Source: andrejpejicjimmyvegafanfic)

(Source: sadomy)

Cashier:
That'll be $4.03
Me:
I only have $4...
Cashier:
That's ok, I have the three cents
Me:
...........
Cashier:
........
Me:
what are we?

(Source: dorrrito)

drunktrophywife:

yo-ho-sebastian-stan:

wow captain america 3 looks so good!! 


Sky high is better than captain America

drunktrophywife:

yo-ho-sebastian-stan:

wow captain america 3 looks so good!! 

Sky high is better than captain America


Keira Knightley photographed by Yu Tsai for Variety @ TIFF (September 2014)

Keira Knightley photographed by Yu Tsai for Variety @ TIFF (September 2014)

sh4ne:

paceboy:

sh4ne:

caraknightley:

nice text post where’d you get it the toilet store

Why would a toilet store sell text posts?? That doesn’t seem like a very lucrative good to sell at a toilet store…….. 

shane i’m gonna fill a pillowcase full of bars of soap and beat the shit out of you with it

maybe you can buy the pillowcase and the soap at the toilet store now that they’ve expanded their merchandise offerings

(Source: goatpolice)

(Source: sexygoku)

2007excalibur2007:

scooblee:

chaofanatic:

brook:

halcy:

uh oh [x]

it’s time

Oh god dammit.

Not quite sure I’m following what’s going on, so tell me, what’s so bad about this?