you need to tell yourself honey… is he really cute? or is he just a white with a visible jawline?

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glowcloud:

I have to say the Kim k app was an amazing business idea and I feel like it has already done wonders for her brand. Now I see pictures of Kim kardashian and I think “that’s my extremely generous friend Kim she really got my modeling career off the ground”

pika-bubblez:

ajantas:

don’t buy your girl flowers. flowers die. buy her a potted cactus

Fun fact about cacti: you have to give them 1 teaspoon of water per week. If you give them more, they will die

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clearlypositive:

one time in the second grade i forgot how to spell corn on a test so i cried

ammit420:

diarrhea-princess:

People who drink milk gross me tf out

*headbutts this post and it shatters into a million pieces cuz it got weak ass bones*

Her. She Is Mariah.

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meanplastic:

modern-day mother teresa

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knightscrest:

man, it just would never work. she’s the most popular girl in school and i’m….i’m…..i’m just doug dimmadome, owner of the dimmsdale dimmadome

foxnewsofficial:

dekutree:

solarselection:

mango-emoji:

:(((

JESUS CHRIST

dude just gotta sit there and take it with the ol’  ”i don’t wash my ass” face

brutal

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